As we approach Christmas, the question will be heard on many lips: "Are you ready for Christmas?" A man was hanging his Christmas wreath. His hammer slipped and instead of hitting the nail, he hit his thumb and he let forth an oath. He is still getting ready for Christmas. A man goes to a lot looking for a Christmas tree. He trudges through the snow and cold and finally, seeing the tree he wants, reaches for it only to see that someone else is reaching for it at the same time. An argument ensues and they almost end up in a fight. They, too, are still getting ready for Christmas.
Wilton Lewis stood with his hands on his hips, studying the sanctuary wall, not trusting himself to speak. He wanted to spit, was thwarted by the fact that he was inside, and instead swallowed hard and said, “This is vile. Disgusting and vile.” He turned to his right and added, “I apologize, Reverend Cashmore. This does not represent the good people of Port William. You know that, I hope.”
Since Albert Einstein is considered the genius above all geniuses, he is often credited quotes he never said. (If Einstein said it, it must be true.) That includes the saying that insanity is defined as doing the same thing again and again and expecting to get a different result. Actually, it wasn't until the 1980's that he was first connected to that saying, but it doesn't matter who actually said it, because these three scriptures seem to validate the saying.
Seven years ago, our family moved from southern Virginia to northeast Wisconsin. As you might expect, spring comes later here. Fall comes earlier. And winter is a much different experience in northeast Wisconsin than it was in southern Virginia. The same temperatures that seemed bone-chilling in Virginia are good reason to leave the mufflers and mittens at home in Wisconsin. Of course, many of the retired folks in my congregation here take their cue from the geese and fly south for the winter each year.