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Loch Ness, Locusts, And Bread
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Series I, Cycle A
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing on Loch Ness when suddenly his boat was attacked by the legendary Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.
As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in time, and as the atheist hung in mid--air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in me!"
As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in time, and as the atheist hung in mid--air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in me!"